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On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
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basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
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when you spell restaurant right on the first try
LOOK AT HOW MANY NOTES THERE ARE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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this is crazzzy
this is it this is the gif i’ve been waiting my whole life to see i can die happy now
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